okay but imagine IMAGINE a criminal organization like aim or hydra capturing the avengers and steve is brought before the commander idiot-in-charge and jfc this dude is prattling on about how the avengers are done for, how thor has been trapped in another realm and bruce banner is…
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I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
Dean Winchester was born in 1979.
Hermione Granger was born in 1979.
Dean Winchester and Hermione Granger are the same age….
This post really messed me up
Sam Winchester is younger than Harry Potter…
And BBC Sherlock was born in 1980, so Sherlock is the same age as Harry and Ron and is younger than Hermione.
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Based on a true story
Uterus, you need therapy.
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I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
DAMN STRAIGHT I AM NOT STRAIGHT BUT IM DOING IT BRUH
girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy