I'm watching you...
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
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(Source: dangerhamster, via n-a-blue-box)
Me in my fandom world
muggleborns at hogwarts that watch supernatural and try to find Professor Binns’ grave so that they can burn his body and get a decent teacher
If Fandoms were Countries
Continuously noticing everything about other countries and making diplomats uncomfortable as a result. Some government officials may be made of jam. Or kittens. There has also been a chronic milk shortage for the past decade.
Appears larger on the inside. Also tends to disappear periodically and reappear a couple of centuries earlier.
Black Chevy Impalas are the only cars in production. National anthem is 'Carry On My Wayward Son'. Everything considered funnier in Enochian.
Government spends majority of time playing Galaga. Does not have an army; has a Hulk. Population will ignore stupid-ass decisions made by government.
Very polite to visiting diplomats before they eat them.
No-one knows exactly what anyone else looks like. Dog parks are forbidden by law. Government spies wear tan jackets. Weather is musical. Cats float. McDaniels is President for Life.
Elvish is the native language. Tall blondes automatically assumed to be fabulous. Short bearded royals considered even more so.
Population is divided into Houses. All schools are boarding schools renovated from old castles. Spiders, rats and snakes treated with suspicion.
Mahogany is a major export. Soup is made with salty tears. Government has launched a major investigation into who ordered the pig.
Hated by most other countries.
Game of Thrones:
Lasted a week before everyone died.
Someone posted this on a group I belong to on Facebook. Please excuse me while I cry because now I feel short compared to Sam and Dean
*cries over tv show*
*loses sleep over tv show*
*requires emotional help because of tv show*
but it's so good